do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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