so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
