But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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