We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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