Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
