we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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