with your own penis?
Apparently you make a good broom.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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