Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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