Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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