Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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