Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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