i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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