shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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