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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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