trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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