I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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