I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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