Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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