But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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