at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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