We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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