Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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