its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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