too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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