And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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