I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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