he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
