I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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