She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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