you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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