brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Randomize
