The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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