My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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