During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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