he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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