I can tuck mytits in my pants
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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