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(563): View more from Iowa

that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"

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(518): View more from New York

Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.

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(520): View more from Arizona

She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math

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(281): View more from Texas

Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up

(317): View more from Indiana

Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!

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