just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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