she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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