so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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