is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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