he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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