Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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