She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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