it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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