I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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