3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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