morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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