the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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