We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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