Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There r osticjed everywhere
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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