I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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