i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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