He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Randomize
