That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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